Today I’m launching a new weekly series entitled Caption This! Think you’re clever? Prove it in the comments with a caption to fit the picture below. The wittiest comment wins bragging rights for the entire week! Disclaimer: Please keep your caption rated G-PG! My mom reads this blog.

“Why yes, I do know where it’s been!”
“Kiss? I love that band! How did you know?”
Who? Me? I was NOT trying to reach that’s guy’s sandwich. Really.
“When he removes his toe it retracts on its own.”
Gunga Din! Bring Water!
“I know… I can’t believe they still make cargo shorts either!”
“Are you sure we’re just playing dead?! That thing looks awfully like a noose!”
Cargo shorts dude: “Hey guys, I adopted Gene Simmons dog. Check out his birth certificate.”
Cindy: “Ummm, the birth certificate says Jean Simmons.”
OMG I think I ate the whole thing!
OMG! I think I ate the whole thing!
Um, I love!
You wanted a caption…”AAAAHHHHHHHH….CHO
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