Think you are clever? Prove it by submitting a caption in the comments that fits the picture below. Be creative, be clever, be witty, be silly, do whatever it takes. If I pick your caption, you win a $10 Amazon gift card via e-mail.
To Enter:
1. Submit your wittiest caption below. All entries must be clean – nothing vulgar or profane, please. My mom reads this blog. 2. Entries must be received by Monday, November 21st by 11:59pm EST. The winner will be announced on Tuesday morning. 3. You may enter more than once. Please submit a separate comment for each entry. 4. Please be certain t0 include your name and email address on each submission. 5. Tell your friends, so I have lots of witty captions to choose from!
Winning Caption
A Clown, a Ref and The Situation walk into a bar…. – Emily McLintock
Honorable Mention
Waiting for Bozot – Ed Percarpio
Just another example of the extreme measures people will resort to in order to cover their bald spots… – Lori
Oh, are you protesting too? Don’t clowns make lots of money? – Shannon Baas
“Siri, how can I tell the difference between a clown and a crazy person?” – Reed
Oh, are you protesting too? Don’t clowns make lots of money?
“You should be happy you still have hair! And not fool around and colour it orange.”
OK, you got your shipment of rubber noses, all red, just like you wanted. Now pay up, Bozo, and no funny stuff, or I’m gonna text Tony right here, right now.
“So, let’s see, that’s a 10-yard penalty for the offsides, and a technical for trying to hide the ball under your wig. Now get outa here.”
What are the cross streets for Macy’s?
N-Syncs’ comeback tour was not successful.
The line to sign up for unemployment benefits due to the NBA strike.
Where’s Larry?
Cabbage Patch Ref
At least it’s better than standing in the line to get a block of cheese.
“Siri, how can I tell the difference between a clown and a crazy person?”
Don’t you hate these uni-sex bathrooms?
So, when did they let you guys out?
The clowns from cell block C are known as the toughest gang in prison.
But I’m driving the getaway car! I don’t have to dress up!
So, you’re just visiting? Oh, you’re from NY.
‘Dis guy’s embarrassin’…his zipper’s down. Jeesh!
Just another clown pimp.
Do all clown pimps wear beanies?
Just another example of the extreme measures people will resort to in order to cover their bald spots…
Look at that line of people with dots and red hair, – I told them to wear stribes and green hats, this party is over!
all these people in dots and red hair, – I told them to wear stripes and green hats, this party is ruined!
Man in stripes: “Sheez. That clown’s talking everyone into wearing orange on their domes. I’ll just send a secret text appealing to my friend in the sunglasses to choose turquoise.”
“Roald McDoald! I’ve heard all about you!”
Either of you clowns got an iPhone I can borrow?
Jeez…Sunglasses? Seriously? I can’t believe I have to hang with this dweeb.
Natural selection at its best.
Have you seen a tiny yellow Volkswagen?
“foot locker ruined my self-esteem”
I can haz a helmutz?
Waiting for Bozot
Before I can referee NBA, I have to start in the clown league.
“Whaddya mean, Where’s Waldo? I have no friggin clue lady!”
itsjustme62613 at gmail.com
Nice wig, where’d you get it man?
jofo120 at yahoo dot com
I knew I should have worn the purple hat!
Can you believe this no-clown attitude?
They told me Lady Gaga was going to be here!
Yes, I know what you’re thinking… the dots and stripes don’t match, but what else was I going to do? It was bring your bozo to work day.
A doctor’s work is never done.
A Clown, a Ref and The Situation walk into a bar….